As I mother, I have many moments where I am asking myself: "Am I the only one that..." fill in the blank with the frustration of the moment. I'm sure that the answer to this question most of the time is "no", but I still find myself asking it over and over, wondering how many other woman are going through some of these crazy, maddening moments of motherhood. So, I have decided that, from time to time, this blog will feature an "Am I the only one?" moment. After all, it is my firm opinion that blogs should not be all sunshine and butterflies and life-is-a-bowl-of-cherries, because that is just nonsense. Parenthood has it's sunny, wonderful, heart-warming moments, to be sure, but in the inbetween, there are lots of "Am I the only one?" times, when you think you might just have to bust out the straightjacket.

Today's "Am I the only one?" moment is the following: Am I the only one who HATES mealtime on a semiregular basis? I mean, I REALLY detest it a lot of the time. It just seems like the older my kids get, the more of a battle it is. Being someone who loves food and takes eating very seriously, :) I just don't understand why children have to be prodded, begged, and threatened to eat their food. I mean, they have no trouble with snacktime, why is it that as soon as it's a family meal, it becomes this huge battle? I can't tell you the number of times I have said (and, admittedlly, sometimes barked) the phrase "EAT YOUR FOOD!!" It's not like I'm serving liver and onions here, folks. The food I make is normal stuff, and it doesn't seem to matter what I make - it can be their favorite meal, and we still have this problem.
Josephine's problem seems to be that she just isn't interested in eating a lot of the time. She would much rather just live on milk. And her new thing is to chew up one bite of food, and then refuse to swallow it. She just lets the whole mess sit in her mouth indefinitely. Maria's problem is that she won't stop talking long enough to put the food IN her mouth in the first place (surprise, surprise there). We constantly have to tell her to stop talking and start eating. Yesterday, it took my girls an hour to eat one small bowl of cereal - AN HOUR, FOLKS!! Does that seem crazy to anyone else? And that is quite typical of these two. Lou and I will finish our dinner, and then spend at least 30 minutes getting the girls to eat theirs. It makes mealtime so frustrating.
We have tried so many things to combat this problem. They get no milk until they finish their food (we figured that maybe they were filling up on milk and then had no room for food), and I don't give them snacks after 3pm, to make sure they are good and hungry by dinnertime at 6pm. The weirdest part is that in the hours before dinner, they are whining around about how STARVING they are, and then they sit down and play with their food instead of eating it - aaaaarrrrggggghhhh!
I am just starting to feel like a food-Nazi, saying over and over "Eat your food. Eat your food. Eat your food. EAT. YOUR. FOOD!!!" But if I take it away from them, ohhhhh, you should see the freakout that starts. And yet when I return it, still no eating...
My girls didn't used to be like this, but gradually mealtime in our family morphed into what it is today - a battleground. Not everytime, but enough to make Lou and I want to rip our hair out.
So, I ask, "Am I the only one?" Or are there fellow mealtime Nazis out there who suffer along with me...